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From George Peters or Boulder Colardo.
George makes some of the most beautiful kites in the
world. A few years
back I wanted to give
Natalie something really special for her birthday. I am not allowed to tell you how old she was
but it ended in a zero. I racked my
brain and decided the thing that she would like the most in the world is one of
George’s kites. We feel very privileged
that we have three of his incredible creations and count him as a great friend.
George described this as ‘a third grade joke’ but I don’t
know whether this is a reference to the quality or the target age!
A man goes into a doctor's office for an examination. The doctor notices that
the man has a large screw head in his navel. "How long have you had
that", he asks. "I've had it for as long as I can remember", the
man says. The doctor looks closely at the screw head and pondering pulls out a
drawer in the medical exam room and produces a Phillips head screw driver. He
carefully unscrews the screw until..."PLOP!"..theman's ass falls on
the floor.
George’s partner Melanie is a bit newer to kites. However she is quickly acquiring a reputation
of her own. Probably the most important
gathering of artistic kite flyers each year is in Cervia. Money is raised by auctioning kites and I
understand the Melanie’s donation attracted one of the largest bids.
How do you catch a polar bear?
Answer...cut a hole in the ice and you line it with peas. And when the polar bear comes to pea for himself you kick him in the ice hole.
From Franseca and Willian Cooper
I have known Patrick Cooper through business for many many
years. He has changed role three times and
so have I but we have managed to keep in touch. Considering he is a salesman it is maybe
surprising that he knows very few jokes and none about bottoms. However, fortunately, his children do. So well done to Francesca (8) and William (9) for the joke that, rather worryingly,
I find easiest to remember!
Q. Why did the loo roll, roll down the hill?
A. Because it wanted to get to the bottom !(P.S. Loo role is a colloquial term for toilet paper)