This is a delicate subject and not everyone will find these funny. But may father always said 'laugh and the world laughs with you' so I am taking his advise and publishing them. Please send me more if you can.
Natalie told me this one so everyone has to laugh at it.
Q What is the one good bad thing about having a colostomy bag?
A You can’t get shoes to match.
Since I had not been told anymore colostomy jokes I went looking on the internet and found this one.
George’s father's medical history includes a colostomy for colon cancer, and lifelong alcoholism. He has turned his life around and now goes to weekly meetings at the local 'colostomy support group' and alcoholics anonymous (AA).
George asked his father, "Dad, which support group do you like better, the colostomy group or AA?"
"Because there aren't any assholes there."
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