Natalie told me this one so everyone has to laugh at it.
Q What is the one good bad thing about having a colostomy bag?
A You canít get shoes to match.
Since I had not been told anymore colostomy jokes I went looking on the internet and found this one.
Georgeís father's medical history includes a colostomy for colon cancer, and lifelong alcoholism. He has turned his life around and now goes to weekly meetings at the local 'colostomy support group' and alcoholics anonymous (AA).
George asked his father, "Dad, which support group do you like better, the colostomy group or AA?"
"Because there aren't any assholes there."